About Me

~TER ID: 408039~


There are nights you want to be touched like you're sacred, worshiped, and teased until every nerve in your body begs for more. And then there are nights you want to indulge in someone. Someone soft, eager, obedient. Until she’s covered in you and too blissed-out to speak. With me, you don’t have to choose.

I’m Surreal: a trans content creator and pleasure enthusiast based in Minneapolis. A soft-spoken seductress who knows exactly when to take charge - and when to give you everything you’ve dreamed of.

To submissives, I am Mother Surreal: Your confident, in-control pleasure Domme. Slow, sensual, commanding, I stretch out the tension to a rhythmic thrash until it sings. I'll edge you for hours if you let me. I'll whisper warm words against your skin until your body simmers; and my tongue... even hotter.

But if what you're craving is the fantasy of complete indulgence, a woman to melt in your hands, to squeak when you tell her to open wider, and to purr pretty as you taste every part of her, I can be that girl. My presence is intoxicating. I'll bend myself around your deepest desires. You want your doll to wind up and wear out? My eyes will lock on you during our most intimate moments as you lose yourself in the rhythm. No hesitations. No hurry. Just me, so excited and willing, you’ll forget where you end and I begin.

Feel my lips graze your ear, moaning for you to come inside. I'll let my hands wander free. I'll grip you slowly and deliberately until you can’t take it anymore. Until you're overwhelmed. Exhausted. Dripping with satisfaction.

I’m not here to rush you into another forgettable encounter. Our time together will be savored, and I want to be the indulgence that lingers. The thighs you think of wrapped tightly around you when alone in bed. The mouth you miss when it’s been too long between our escapades.

It sounds surreal, doesn't it? I thought so.


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Name: Surreal Main City: Minneapolis, MN Sex: Transexual Sex Preference: Bi-Sexual Body Type: Petite Measurements: 38A-32-37 Height: 5' 8" Weight: 160 lbs Race/Ethnic: White Age: 27 Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Colored Hair Type: Curly Hair Length: Shoulder-Length Body Piercings: A few Breast Implants: Pending surgery date Grooming: Trimmed Tattoos?: A few Smokes?: No Porn Star?: Amateur Likes: 420, boba tea, cartoons, coffee, comics, cuddles, gifts, kitty cats, queer furry art, ttrpg, video games Dislikes: Aggressive & entitled behavior, bargaining my prices, misgendering, people asking invasive messages about my personal life without booking a session (aka timewasters) Accept Credit Cards: Cash App Available to: Men, Women, Couples Favorite Musicians: Ash Bricky, Apes of the State, The Distillers, The Gits, The Interrupters, S.L.O.G, Streetlight Manifesto, Worriers Favorite TV Shows: Big Mouth, Bojack Horseman, Owl House Favorite Foods: Chicken, fettuccine alfredo, fries, fruit bowls, pepperoni pizza, salads, seafood (salmon, shrimp, squid), spaghetti, sushi (california, philadelphia, caterpillar rolls) Favorite Kinks: Bondage, CBT, fisting, humiliation, impact play, milking, pegging, pet play, rimming, roleplay, spanking, tail plugs, worship

Portfolio

Schedule

Days Times Location Comments
WEDNESDAY | 8HR AVAILABILITY 9AM-5PM Incalls/Outcalls TEXT: (763) 766-5946 | EMAIL: [email protected] | +24HR NOTICE REQUIRED TO SCHEDULE INCALL
6 DAYS A WEEK | THURSDAY-TUESDAY | 14HR AVAILABILITY 9AM-11PM Incalls/Outcalls TEXT: (763) 766-5946 | EMAIL: [email protected]

Rates

*** Donations are for time and companionship only!


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Rate Session Service Details
IN / OUT ~SWEET & SIMPLE~
300 / 250 30min Incalls/Outcalls GFE FS
360 / 300 1hr Incalls/Outcalls GFE FS
540 / 480 90min Incalls/Outcalls GFE FS
690 / 620 2hrs Incalls/Outcalls GFE FS
920 / 840 3hrs Incalls/Outcalls GFE FS
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~ ~SPECIALIZED~
380 / 320 1hr Incalls/Outcalls HARDCORE BDSM
420 / 360 1hr Incalls/Outcalls EARTHY FBSM
480 / 420 1hr Incalls/Outcalls BDSM + FBSM
500 / ~ 1hr Incalls MILKING TABLE
666 / 600 1hr Outcalls SENSUAL DOMINATION
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700 1hr Incalls/Outcalls DOUBLE DOMME
700 1hr Incalls DOUBLE MASSAGE
700 1hr Incalls DOUBLE GFE FS
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Incalls/Outcalls ~GFE FS RATES CONTINUED~
1000 4hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +80 ( ~1080 Donation~ )
1200 5hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +90 ( ~1290 Donation~ )
1500 6hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +100 ( ~1600 Donation~ )
1800 8hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +200 ( ~2000 Donation~ )
2400 12hrs Outcalls GFE FS, Incalls +300 ( ~2700 Donation~ )
3600 24hrs Outcalls GFE FS | Incalls +400 ( ~4000 Donation~ )

Etiquette

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Booking: Arrange scheduling details with me via text or email with a specific date, duration (30 minutes minimum), and location in mind. I won't leave home until I can confirm the exact time and address of our meeting. 12-24 hours' notice is required for all incall requests! If you're looking for short-notice, just ask and I'll tell you my availability, but I cannot guarantee same-day appointments at any time. Please respect my time and personal life.

Cancellation: Cancellations made within 4 hours will not be accepted. Clients who NCNS (no call/no show) will be blacklisted from scheduling me again. If cancellations are made on my part due to illness, injury, or life circumstances, any deposits received will be returned.

Donations: Please have your gift ready in a white envelope before I arrive. I request deposits for drives lasting longer than 1 hour.

Hygiene: I would greatly appreciate it if you shower and brush your teeth before our meeting.

Screening: For first-time clients, send your name, age, and recent face photo. For safety reasons, two pictures of your photo ID may be required for additional verification.


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Please send all booking requests 12-24 hours in advance to my contact info below:

Email: [email protected]

Phone: (763) 766-5946 - Text only. I will block all calls!