There are nights you want to be touched like you're sacred, worshipped and teased until every nerve begs for more. And then there are nights you want to indulge in someone. Someone soft, eager, obedient. Until she’s covered in you and too blissed-out to speak. With me, you don’t have to choose.
I'm TS Surreal: a pleasure enthusiast based in Minneapolis. A soft-spoken seductress who knows exactly when to take control—and when to give you everything you’ve been dreaming about.
With submissives, I’m your confident, in-control pleasure domme. Slow, sensual, commanding. I stretch out the tension until it sings. I’ll edge you for hours if you let me. I’ll whisper instructions against your skin; my words warm and my tongue even warmer.
But if what you crave is the fantasy of complete indulgence, someone to melt into your hands, gasp when you tell them to open wider, and moan prettily while you fill every part of them, I can be that too. My desire is deep, my presence intoxicating, and I want to bend myself around your pleasure. You want a doll to wind up and wear out? I’ll hold eye contact with your cock on my lips and let you lose yourself in the rhythm of it. No hesitation. No hurry. Just me, so excited and willing, you’ll forget where you end and I begin.
Feel my lips graze your ear as I whisper how badly I want you inside me while letting my hands wander where they want. I’ll grip your thighs tight as my mouth moves up and down your cock, slow and deliberate, until you can’t take it anymore. Until you're overwhelmed. Exhausted. Dripping with satisfaction.
I’m not here to rush through another forgettable fuck. I want to be the indulgence that lingers. The thighs you think about wrapping around you when you're alone in bed, and the mouth you miss when it’s been too long between our escapades.
Sounds surreal? I thought so.
Text: 612-404-4674
Email: [email protected]
24 hours advance notice is always preferred
If you're curious about my availability this week, just ask
~ Donations are for time and companionship only ~
| Rate | Session | Service | Details |
|---|---|---|---|
| 350 / 300 | 1hr | Incalls/Outcalls | VANILLA GFE FS |
| ~ | cuddling, kissing, power bottom | ||
| 400 / 350 | 1hr | Incalls/Outcalls | KINKY GFE FS |
| ~ | prostate, rimming, pegging | ||
| 340 / 280 | 1hr | Incalls/Outcalls | EDGING FBSM |
| ~ | classic swedish massage w/ happy-ending | ||
| 420 / 360 | 1hr | Incalls/Outcalls | MILKING FBSM |
| ~ | edging + prostate (milking table @incall) | ||
| 480 / 420 | 1hr | Incalls/Outcalls | FS MUTUAL MASSAGE |
| mutual body-to-body w/ hemp seed oil | |||
| 440 / 380 | 1hr | Incalls/Outcalls | FS SENSUAL DOMINATION |
| soft domme, pet play, chastity, tickling | |||
| 500 / 440 | 1hr | Incalls/Outcalls | FS SURREAL DOMINATION |
| TPE, impact play, bondage, humiliation | |||
| 300 / 250 | 1hr | Incalls/Outcalls | QV 30MIN |
| quick romp | |||
| 250 / 200 | 1hr | Incalls/Outcalls | QV 15-20MIN |
| oral speedrun | |||
| 300 | 1hr | Outcalls | DINNER DATE |
| Bar, coffee, or dinner date | |||
| 2800 / 3200 | 12hrs | Incalls/Outcalls | OVERNIGHT |
| 6-8 hours of sleep required |
GIFT DONATIONS
Please have your gift ready in a white envelope before session begins
DEPOSITS
A minimum deposit of 50% total donation (via CashApp) may be required upon booking for the following:
For outcall sessions with more than 2 hours driving round-trip, there is a 60 minute grace period before an additional 100 per hour of travel is applied to your deposit
CANCELLATIONS
Reasonable Cancellation: if either one of us needs to cancel due to injury, illness, or life circumstance, then 100% of any deposits made will be returned to you
If you need to make a reasonable cancellation with 72-24 hours advance notice, then I will allow you grace to reschedule without penalty - one-time only
Any cancellation made without grace can be rescheduled by sending me a deposit, which will be applied towards next session
Late Cancellation: if you cancel within 24 hours, then 50% of your deposit will be forfeit
Last-Minute Cancellation: if you cancel within 6 hours, then 75% of your deposit will be forfeit
NCNS: no-call/no-show will get you blacklisted from scheduling me again and 100% of any deposits made will be forfeit - no exceptions
